KOSHER CHIXXX @ SLIPPER ROOM: 4/4/9 @ 7:30PM.

The Big Apple's juiciest Jewesses will strut their tuchuses in a special, extremely Reform pre-Passover edition of this burlesque revue.  Downtown diva (and Associate Editor of Heeb magazine) Raven Snook presides over stripteases and sketches by the irreverent Little Brooklyn, ravishing Delirium Tremens, and New York's one and only Schlep Sisters—sassy Darlinda Just Darlinda, and the almost wholesome Minnie Tonka.

Now all you members of the tribe can get yourselves some of that burlesque fun with none of the nasty shiksa-lust aftertaste. And us goyim can finally get hip to the fact that Jewish girls are smokin' hot. We should all go.

The Schlep Sisters Present: Kosher ChiXXX: Passover in Pasties!
Saturday, 4/4/9 @ 7:30PM
Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street
$5