PURE GOLD: Tea Party

We are on our way to taking our country back from the power-mad regime that controls Washington, now headed by Barack Hussein Obama, a white-hater who wants our beloved America to imitate the secular socialist countries in Europe.

 

Obama, a product of leftist Ivy League elitism and the corrupt Chicago political gang, influenced by all the great dictators of the 20th century, wants to create a central government that controls all of our lives.

      

In two years we will remove the Obama threat from Washington and return it to officials who believe in following the Constitution.

      

When we achieve our primary effort in 2012, the Washington scene will be quite different. We will reject some of the Socialist tendencies by privatizing Social Security and possibly Medicare as well. We will eliminate the Dept. of Education, which is being used to control the thinking of our children. We will close the Dept. of Energy, which continually interferes with free enterprise business. And we will terminate the Environmental Protection Agency, another social weapon used by Obama and his leftist supporters. And we will question the need for an IRS.

      

The more we examine Obama’s character and addictions, the greater is our fear that he is destroying American freedom. For years he attended a church run by Rev. Wright, a hater of white people who also continuously attacked our beloved country. While Obama says he is a Christian, an important percentage of our   members doubt him. He has never called us a Christian nation and has constantly opposed bringing God into the classroom.

      

There are also serious questions about his citizenship. Many Americans believe he was   actually born in a foreign land.

      

His fight to control health care really aroused patriotic Americans. The law he forced through the Senate gives the federal government the right to determine your health care, pick your doctors and the right to tax your health care insurance with the threat of a prison term if you fail to pay.

      

On another issue, I should note our gratitude for the Supreme Court majority that took the Constitution literally in upholding the 2nd Amendment right to carry arms, a right Obama was moving to end, and deprive us of our   need to protect our freedom. Thank God the court is in the hands of traditionalists and not activists.

      

The Constitution limits federal power to only those granted specifically in that holy document, all other powers residing in State rule as the 10 Amendment   specifies. That’s why we cheered when the governor of Texas made clear that his state had the right of secession should federal government regulations overstep Constitutional limitations.

  

But the Obama regime never stops in its hunger for power regardless of cost. The Obama tendency is to ignore the needs of productive Americans in favor of the poor. That’s why it raises taxes on the well to do. That’s why it favors affirmative action, which deprives white achievers from being accepted at top schools or from being hired for good-paying jobs. Also, Obama backs unemployment insurance for the longtime unemployed even as it sharply increases the national debt.

      

The Obama gang also engaged in slander, suggesting that our members hurled racial epithets at the leftist civil rights leader, John Lewis, or that one of our marchers spat at a Negro congressman.  They also have heightened tensions between whites and Hispanics by seeking an amnesty approach for more than 12 million illegals that have entered our country through Mexico.  It should be mentioned that the Arizona governor has recently said that most illegals arriving in her state are bringing in drugs. There is a growing feeling here that illegals should be sent back to where they came from.

      

We should make clear our understanding of the terrible oil spill in the Gulf area.  The driller, BP, has admitted responsibility and says it will pay all those who have suffered financial loss. But then comes Obama, attacking a highly regarded corporation and forcing them to set up a fund of $20 billion to cover financial losses, another example of   a power-hungry leftist using his office to intimidate.

      

A final heartening thought: when we take back the Congress, we'll send the San Francisco witch, Pelosi, and her Senate counterpart, Reid, packing. Reagan was right. Government is the problem.

 

Get ready, you Communists, Socialists, liberals, progressives, secularists, leftwing activists, environmentalists, elitists and bleeding hearts. We are taking our country back!

 

The above is a political parody by Ed Gold and does not reflect the views of the SoHo Journal staff.